Really obsessed with Simon Preen lately, find myself pondering just how to style the Black Christ bodysuit. Find myself thinking that if I purchased it, it might singularly be the most unflattering item of clothing I would own. Find myself regretting the five slices of pizza I ate today. If only if I was svelte and chic, and also possibly a Russian spy... I think I could wear all of these things without shame or layering pieces.