HAVING LEARNED MY LESSON I NEVER LEFT AN IMPRESSION ON ANYONE

H&M sheer shirt, Nom de Plume pants, Dolce Vita sandals, and AudraJean harness
I am posting pictures of myself? Instead of much more attractive models? I don't know if I am prepared for this.

Anyway, this is what I wore around town today, before having to switch into my ridiculously frilly uniform for work. I liked it! I wasn't planning to buy this harness (was going to get the Zana Bayne necklace harness) but then I stumbled across it during a sleepless night at 5am, and somehow I accidentally bought it? It was $95, and I said "$95?! I have DOUBLE THAT in my bank account—because I am very wealthy—this is clearly not going to impact my ability to purchase food or Metrocards this week!!!"

In my neighborhood, even when I look like a huge BDSM-Germanic-hipster douchebag, I still get a "How you doin', cutie pie?" from my dirty old man neighbors. They are undiscriminating as long as you are female! Also today, I had the privilege of being the most wackily dressed person on the L. I am unsure how I feel about these things.